[!CrackMonkey!] [mr.bad@pigdog.org: Re: [Pigdog] French doubt official flight 77 story...]

[Nick Moffitt]

MR BAD FAN WATCH

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>>>>> "R" == RadarXXI  <radarxxi at hotmail.com> writes:

    R> I guess all major decisions are made by recruits now?  What do
    R> you think is on a lot of the papers being pushed around there?
    R> Joke e-mails?

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From: Commander of the Army
To: Commander of the Navy
Subject: Fwd: Re: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd[2]: THought for the Day

Thought youd like this one..

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>From: Commander of the Air Force
>To: Commander of the Army
>Subject: Re: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd[2]: THought for the Day
>
>Ha ha! Reminds me of larry.
>
>>-----Attached Message----
>>
>>From: Commander of the Marines
>>To: Commander of the Air Force
>>Subject: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd[2]: THought for the Day
>>
>>A treat to perk up your Monday morning.
>>
>>
>>>-----Attached Message----
>>>
>>>From: Defense Undersecretary
>>>To: Commander of the Marines
>>>Subject: Fwd: Fwd[2]: THought for the Day
>>>
>>>BOB, YOU COULD HAVE WRITTEN THIS!!! HOW IS THE FOOD THER AT
>>>QUANTICO YOU BIG GRUNT!? HAR
>>>
>>>>-----Attached Message----
>>>>
>>>>From: Secretary of Defense
>>>>To: Undisclosed Recipients;;
>>>>Subject: Fwd[2]: THought for the Day
>>>>
>>>>Please read and destroy immediately.
>>>>
>>>>-----
>>>>>PENTAGON BUREAUCRAT'S PRAYER
>>>>>
>>>>>Read all the way to the end!
>>>>>
>>>>>God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot
>>>>>change, change the things I cannot accept, the wisdom to hide the 
>>>>>bodies of any civilian casualties, and the brass balls to lie
>>>>>about it to the Congressional sub-committee on national TV.
>>>>>
>>>>>Also, let me be careful of the toes I step on today, as they may
>>>>>connected to the hand pointing a gun at me tomorrow.
>>>>>
>>>>>And help me give 100% at work:
>>>>>
>>>>>30% to blood-sucking consultants
>>>>>25% to unscrupulous contractors
>>>>>35% to black operations
>>>>>15% to committees and paperwork
>>>>>5%  to actual warfare
>>>>>
>>>>>(Hey, that's 110%! Well, that's what you get when you let the
>>>>>Marines make the budget ;) )
>>>>>
>>>>>Finally, when I'm having a really bad day, and it seems that 
>>>>>people are trying to piss me off, help me rember that
>>>>>it takes 42 muscles to frown, 16 muscles to smile,
>>>>>and 4 muscles to extend my middle finger and launch a nuclear
>>>>>attack!!
>>>>>
>>>>>IF THIS MADE YOU LAUGH, YOU MUST SEND IT TO 5 FRIENDS!! SHARE THE
>>>>>JOY AND YOU WILL GET A WISH!! 
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>
>

~Mr. Bad

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